Two Ohio hunters stopped in today. Wanting a place to hunt without
havin to pay. Had a good story bout times being
kinda rough So I told em a story about farmin
being real tough
As we was talkin them birds kept
flying by. Eyes bulgin lips quiverin, I though
the kid was gonna cry Finally he said, “I got to make you a
deal” Got 6 more pheasants I got to keel.
So I sent them round the fenceline Figured that’d keep them busy for a
time
Heared a couple shots, then a few more Thought I’d go and check the score.
Blocked for them and shot two birds Dang good shot, was their words.
If they could They wanted to hunt a
second day. So I figured out a trade so they
didn’t have to pay.
Yup they’ll be skinnin more of
them rooster tails Soon’s they get done poundin a few
more nails.
You see, I needed a new roof on my
barn. And that’s the end of this little yarn.
Written about two dang fine Ohio
pheasant hunters.
11/09/05 This is a true story written for Tim
and Chris D. I'll have to say one of them was a
better shot with a hammer than a gun. But they got their birds.
